|Listen to your instincts, Porthos!|
|"I'm here to kick ass and eat chicken. And I'm nearly out of chicken."|
|"Excuse me, dickhead coming through."|
Total ass. And that's not who Aramis is.
|Porthos ponders the joys of being single.|
|Funny how all their scenes look like love scenes,|
regardless of what they're actually doing.